lol drew carey

are you smarter than a 5th grader?

:D

new life goal

one of these days, i’m gonna sneak up behind someone, stick a “sharp object” (my pencil) behind their back and whisper “retribution”

then i’ll run away

I hate “fronds” and love Lady Gaga, but I can’t help but laugh at this.

Chesire Cat

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i am afraid to eat you

eat it

so bored

sorry i disappeared

dissappeared? disappeared.

(via switchbladesmile)

i just died.

his eyes are staring into my soul